"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
Why can't I ever build character at a Miami condo or a casino somewhere?
"That's the problem with nature, something's always stinging you or oozing mucous all over you. Let's go and watch TV."
"If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things less efficiently."
"I don't need to compromise my principles, because they don't have the slightest bearing on what happens to me anyway."
"I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life... Procrastinating and rationalizing."
"A good compromise leaves everyone mad."
"I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life."
"I'm just very selective about the reality I choose to accept. "
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